Does it really say that in the Bible? Well, to be honest, yes. We do not "make up" Scriptural references. Our designs are always based on a real verse in Scripture. We do take respectful liberties with how we apply some phrases. Customers are always invited to "look 'um up". It is great fun to hear "it really does say that!"

Are some people "offended" by our designs? We presume that you can find someone who is offended by a picture of a dog. Our intent is to bring a little levity and joy to the world. We are constantly encouraged by people from every Christian denomination who tell us how much they enjoy our designs and appreciate our light humor. If ministers, pastors, and priests enjoy our stuff, we do not think anyone should be offended.

Who buys this stuff? Over 80% of purchasers are buying Jesus Said as a gift. We hear all kinds of stories from people who have received a Jesus Said product as a gift. And, there is nothing wrong with people buying Jesus Said for themselves!

Where does someone wear a Jesus Said t-shirt? No one would believe how many ministers tell us that they wear their Jesus Said t-shirts to church on Sunday. It is common knowledge that those who own "Go Fishing" shirts, wear them whenever they go fishing AND that they almost always catch fish. Go figure. Generally, you would wear your Jesus Said t-shirt whenever you want a crowd around you staring at the words on your shirt and laughing. (They are laughing WITH you and not at you).

How do I find a store that carries Jesus Said products? You can also give us a call anytime. We are more than happy to give you directions to the closest store or put you in contact with them.

Who comes up with theses designs? We have a very creative and well read staff that continuously develops new themes and design ideas. New designs go through a very rigorous and disciplined development and review process to guarantee that they are in fact funny. If a design does not elicit a score of 7.5 or higher on the HMH Scale, you will never see it printed.

What if I do not smile when I read a Jesus Said design? There could be several reasons that a Jesus Said design does not produce a smile: You possibly do not understand English; or, you just came from the dentist and your mouth is still frozen; or, you are on your way to the dentist; or, you have a terrible headache; or, you were thinking about something not funny when you read it; or, your sense of humor needs a little tweaking; or, you just banged your knee; or, you belong to the 1% of the population that just can't crack a grin no matter what!

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